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The Crunch Beast Origin Story

In a storm-battered lab on the edge of Snacktopia, Prof. Von Crunch worked night and day on his most insane experiment yet:
a formula to unleash the ultimate power of flavor.

Lightning struck. Chocolate rivers boiled. Cereal flakes turned razor-sharp. Nut clusters rattled the walls like drum cannons. And from the bubbling cauldron of molten cocoa came something the world had never seen before—

💥 The Crunch Beasts. 💥

Creatures of chaos. Fueled by chocolate. Supercharged with crunch.
Each beast ripped from the lab in a flash of madness—Monkey Mayhem on his banana jet-ski, Peanut Butter Smash exploding through walls, Nuclear Cruncharoo spitting fire, and more.

But that wasn’t all. In the rubble, Prof. Crunch discovered the raw essence that gave them life—an unstable, electrifying powder known only as…
⚡ Beast Dust. ⚡
The same formula the Beasts themselves used to fuel their mayhem. Packed with collagen, protein, and flavor so wild it could shake the earth.

Now, the Beasts roam free, their bars spreading chaos across the snack world. Beast Dust fuels their rampage. And Prof. Crunch? He’s still in the shadows… mixing, tinkering, plotting the next evolution of crunch.

Welcome to the Crunch Beast Universe.
Fuel the Mayhem.