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Crunch Beast Golden Mayhem Bars

Crunch Beast Golden Mayhem Bars

Regular price $10.49 USD
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Golden Mayhem by Crunch Beast is your invitation to the wildest s’mores experience this side of the campfire. We ditched the goo and doubled down on crunch: golden graham-style cereal meets milk chocolate madness in a beastly blend that tastes like the outdoors and hits like a chocolate freight train.

Infused with collagen protein to support your beastly physique (or just help your snack game), Golden Mayhem is not for the weak of jaw or faint of heart. This is crunchy chaos wrapped in chocolate and sealed by the roar of our unstoppable grizzly mascot.

Tear into it. Devour the stampede. Join the mayhem.

 

  • 🐻 Unleash the Mayhem – Golden Mayhem isn’t just a snack, it’s a campfire-fueled flavor riot! Featuring crispy golden grahams, crunchy chocolate clusters, and a powerful milk chocolate base—no gooey center, just full-throttle crunch.

  • 🍫 High-Protein Beast Mode – Powered by 5g of collagen protein per bar to fuel your face-smashing snack needs. Feel good. Look fierce. Snack wild.

  • 🔥 The S’mores Bar Gone Rogue – No sticky fingers here. This isn’t your grandma’s s’more—it’s a crunchy, chaotic, flavor-packed bar that brings the forest fire to your tastebuds.

  • 🛡️ Built to Stay Beastly – Non-melting. Travel-ready. Stays fresh and crispy thanks to beast-grade packaging. Perfect for road trips, gym bags, or late-night snack attacks.

  • 👨🔬 Born from Candy Science – Crafted in the flavor lab by Professor Von Crunch, this is the ultimate no-rules creation. Every bite is engineered for explosive texture and dangerously good taste.

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